birth control should be required to get into college
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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