the day after is always just damage control
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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