I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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