New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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