why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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