What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
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