i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
and she was petting her beer can
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
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