Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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