i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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