I love black thongs
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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