I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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