are you still at the devil's house?
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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