You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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