Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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