whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
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