Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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