They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
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