By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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