yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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