I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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