Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I looked at my own cervix.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
we're making bets on your personal life
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Dick very happy bro
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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