this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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