Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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