I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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