When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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