Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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