Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Randomize
