I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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