Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Where did you get a picture of my penis
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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