sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Randomize
