She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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