I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
