Did you just see the Batmobile???
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
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