Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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