I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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