i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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