She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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