it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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