i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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