I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
my sisters under your porch take her home
well you can't waste a boner
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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