And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
The police scanner is talking about you again....
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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