it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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