Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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