it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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