I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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