Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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