should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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