2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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