If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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