a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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