My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
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