I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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