What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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