Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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