I'm really into asian looking animals
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
Randomize
