Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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